Writer advice, with a twist

For all authors:

Following these rules will help you write real good:

  • Don’t use no double negatives.
  • Make each pronoun agree with their antecedents.
  • Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
  • About them sentence fragments.
  • When dangling, watch your participles.
  • Verbs has got to agree with their subjects.
  • Just between you and I, case is important, too.
  • Don’t write run-on sentences they are hard to read don’t you agree?
  • Don’t use commas, which aren’t necessary.
  • Try to not ever split infinitives.
  • Use apostrophe’s correctly.
  • Proofread your writing to see if you any words out.
  • Check speling.
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